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My List of Top Houston Restaurants

June 22, 2012 by Steph Stradley 25 Comments

From Kata Robata. Ate some of this first, then took a picture because it was fantastic.
Very much enjoyed reading Alison Cook’s Top 100 Houston restaurants list. As she noted, it isn’t not her Houston best restaurant list, but the ones that she really finds memorable, for whatever personal reasons that speak to her. Her list is particularly good in identifying ethnic food restaurants that you might not be familiar with.

Inspired by her list, I tried to come up with my own list to see if I could even come up with 100 restaurants that I really love.  I couldn’t.

My criteria for my list?

My list criteria was a combination of these factors:  Is it worth paying for a babysitter? Do I go out of my way to eat there? Do I eat there a lot? Would I despair if that restaurant closed? When people ask me for a recommendation in a particular place in town or for a particular type of food or for a particular purpose, would I send them there? Would I wait in a line to eat there?  If I were celebrating a special event or going out with girlfriends, would I be happy about going to this place? Does eating this food give me joy? Does eating this food give me both a great meal and good fuel for a living healthy?

I know that my list is missing a number of standards. Some may be because I haven’t gone there. Some may be omitted because if someone suggests going there, my first thought is “Ugh, bleep no. Can’t we go to _______ instead?”  So many well-regarded restaurants that I wish I liked but just never had a great experience at.

Also  note,  Mexican food restaurants  are under-represented on this list. I could do an entire list of fave Mexican joints for different purposes, food types, beverages, locations, etc.  When I was looking for my first legal job, I had Tex Mex food listed on my resume as one of my interests. It turned out in interviews, we tended to talk opinions on Tex Mex places more than boring legal stuff.

This is not a foodie list. I used to be a foodie before foodie became a word and then I had kids. With kids you have to pay for a babysitter and the food so I don't go out a ton.

I did not put the links to these restaurants in this blog post because I do not have a staff, and there’s this thing called Google. After the list, I share the real-talk scoop why I like a particular restaurant.

Steph Stradley’s List of Top Houston Restaurants in an Amount Less Than Alison Cook’s Top 100 Houston Restaurants.

Uchi
Mark’s American Cuisine
Kata Robata
t’afia
The Moveable Feast
Otelia’s
RDG + Bar Annie
Katsuya
Indika
Texans Tailgating
Underbelly – updated
Taco Milagro
Harvest Grille
Brasserie Max & Julie
Ninfa’s on Navigation
Brasserie 19
benjy’s
La Fisheria – updated
Mission Burrito
Empire Café
Haven
TQLA
Vic & Anthony’s Steakhouse
Revival Market
Pappa’s Steakhouse
Buffalo Grille
Fadi’s
Hugo’s
Taqueria Laredo
Island Smoothie
Juan Mon’s
Hobbit Hole
Hearsay
Ibiza
La Griglia
Breakfast Klub
Sylvia’s Enchilada Kitchen
Uptown Sushi
Grotto
Berryhill Tamale
La Plaza
Morton’s The Steakhouse
Tutti Frutti aka The Kenny G Yogurt Shop
Shandy’s
Paulie’s

Places on my want to check out list in order (aka "Hey friends, let's meet to eat"):

Tony’s
Oxheart
Roots Bistro
Killen’s Steakhouse
Reef
Beaver’s Icehouse
Best hamburger joints worth the cholesterol.
Find some go-to Thai places, Vietnamese places (My faves no longer exist)
Places you tell me I have to go to.

I’d like to see other people’s  Houston faves list. I don’t have any special background in food judging other than my friend Melinda says I love food more than any other person she knows.

What place isn’t on my list that I should check out, or check out again?

About My  List of Top Houston Restaurants in an Amount Less Than Alison Cook’s Top 100 Houston Restaurants.

Uchi – Great combination of surprising, wonderful food and people watching. My favorite sushi bar to sit at in town.

Mark’s American Cuisine – Somebody else paying? Special occasion? Important dinner? Want grown up service, grown up food, cool non-boring, non-strip center building, no disappointments? Mark’s always my first choice. Always.

Kata Robata – This is on the top of my list of restaurants I want to go back to very soon. I want to experience those tastes again.

t’afia  – When I lived that direction, I used to go to Monica Pope’s Quilted Tocque so much they must have thought I was a stalker. Devastated when that closed. Happy that t’afia exists.

The Moveable Feast – Is it too much to ask for good food that is also good for you? It should be easier than it is to find healthy food at restaurants. If terrorists had the health effect on our population like the food industry does, Americans wouldn’t stand for it. Moveable Feast is where I go for my veggie fix. Like the brown rice, black beans they have as a side to many dishes. Quick. Fresh. Inexpensive. Free Wifi.

Otelia’s – “No Tex Mex!”  On their menu, they want to convey that they are a Mexican restaurant not a Tex-Mex joint.  Rhetoric aside, I am addicted to their Enchilada Verde Dinner. The green sauce is very unlike ones in other places, it has a tangy taste I can vividly imagine in my brain.

RDG + Bar Annie – In our casual society, there are very few excuses to get really dressed up. (Read: Gee, I have some nice dresses but am always in my gym clothes). You go here with your girlfriends to people watch, get your catty on, and eat good food. It’s both hilarious and delicious.

“Check it. Mutton dressed like lamb.”

“Which number is higher: Women with fake ones or dudes with hair plugs.”

 “The Worst Hypothetical Ever:  Is there any amount of money on this planet to be romantic with that guy.”

From Katsuya. I am not a food photographer. Obviously. I often take pictures of sushi to send to my friend Diane. As we both like sushi.
Katsuya – Another dress up place with great people watching and delicious food. Pricy, but love their specialty cocktails. I’d put this high up on the list for places to go with your girlfriends for someone’s birthday.

Indika – I had high expectations about this place from what I heard. All my previous experience at recommended Indian food restaurants have disappointed. Love this food. Love it. Why don’t I eat here more often? Really really good.

Texans Tailgating – I couldn’t think of a favorite BBQ place in Houston. I know all the regular, reasonably good joints but none of them have that yes, I have to travel across town to go there specialness to them. By far, the best brisket, ribs, BBQ chicken, pork I’ve had in Houston was from tailgating before Houston Texans games. The second best BBQ, the husband Bill makes. We bought our custom made smoker from “Pitts by JJ.”

Okay, maybe that’s cheating to put those on a best restaurants in Houston list, but I’m fussy about meat. If I’m going to jack with my cholesterol, it better be blow your doors off spectacular. There are plenty of reasonably good BBQ joints in town far better than what can be found in most parts of the country but nothing so much better to be worth mentioning. So, yeah, I’d rather eat that stuff at a good tailgate or at my house than at any restaurant in town. That and I’m assured the company is always good.

Underbelly – Finally got to try Underbelly. Beautiful space, attentive service, and delicious fresh locally-sourced food. Very good to go with a group because much of the menu is meant to be shared family style.

Taco Milagro – When this restaurant first opened, I loved it but worried it wouldn’t make it because it was empty all the time. I had this weird feeling that if I ate there a lot that somehow I could make it survive through my efforts alone. Yeah, weird I know.  Glad it still exists and thrives.

My favorite thing to order isn’t on the menu but was suggested to me when I was debating two items and they were happy to make it a combo:  One Tostada de Pollo and One Chile Relleno.  Really that should be on the menu just like that because I manufacturer errands on that side of town just to order that combo.

They serve my favorite margaritas in Houston, and I like their salsa bar. It’s a great central location for a casual meet up with friends, especially when they have bands playing.

Harvest Live Grille and Bar – Relatively new restaurant that serves a huge menu of organic food. It is not inexpensive, the menu is a little odd and the décor is a little odder, but it’s easy to eat vegetables here that are cooked in creative ways.

Very much enjoy their salad bar that you can purchase as an add-on to your meal. I’m not much of a salad bar person, but they have all the best stuff (including Kale which is supposed to be the ultimate super food), and a remarkable mustard salad dressing that I wish I could buy at the store. Best grilled fish I've had in a while.

Brasserie Max & Julie – I love going to France. It has been too long. It’s been far too long since I’ve been there, and far too long since I’ve been to Brasserie Max & Julie. Need to fix both of those problems soon.

Ninfa’s on Navigation – Back in college before I knew what cholesterol and stuff was, I remember the first time I tried their Queso Flameado. And marveled at how warm, delicious their flour tortillas were.

Comfort food. The place you take out-of-towners when they want the idealized, accessible version of Tex Mex.

Brasserie 19 – The bread. I wish it were delivered to my house all warm like that. One of those places I like to go with girlfriends or another couple. Lots of energy. Good food.

benjy’s – Every time I go there, I want to order everything on the menu. I like their music. The bar on top of the benjy’s in Rice Village has many fond memories.

La Fisheria – When I'm in Mexico, I always want to order the seafood dishes, but am afraid to because fears of stomach problems. Come by those fears honestly after fainting from illness after a trip to Puerto Vallarta.

La Fisheria is like running off the Mexico without having to pay a ton of money to United, and getting stomach safe, incredibly delicious Mexican style seafood  But even better than that even. Like the some of the best seafood you'd have in Mexico or any location. And do not skip dessert and coffee. Incredible, creative, delicious. I can't wait to go back.

Mission Burrito – The best rollup burrito place by far. Not even close. All the other rollup burrito places on the planet should be eliminated and replaced by Mission Burritos. I love their Que Mas Salad. I am not much of a salad for meal person because I am a big eater, but I adore that salad and will drive long distances to eat it.

Empire Cafe – May be my favorite breakfast place, and I’m a breakfast person. The coffee. Breakfast needs to have quality  coffee.

Love the Hunter’s Style Eggs. Not sure if they still have it, but they used to serve these blueberry oatmeal pancakes along with some salmon egg dish as a weekend special.  I wish they had those blueberry oatmeal pancakes all the time. I’ve told them that before. A few times. Because I really love them. I don’t think they did it though.

In a brief period of time when I was trying to become a running person before I gave that up because running is boring, this was the place I liked to go after my runs.

Haven – In a city where many of the better restaurants are in strip centers or boring looking buildings, I love this combination of space and food. This is the sort of restaurant you go to in order to catch up with friends.

Behind the bar at TQLA
TQLA – I am not a tequila drinker. I make an exception when I go to TQLA. Love their tequila flights with their home made sangrita. The sangrita has this wonderful salt, sweet, spice combo taste to it. This is one of those stuck in your brain tastes that make you want to go back to a place.

I enjoy New Mexico-style southwestern cuisine, and it can be hard to find quality examples in Houston. Love this place. I don’t do Washington Avenue, but if I’m that way, this is where I am going. They have an actual parking garage behind the restaurant so you don’t get towed or park amongst undesirability.

Vic & Anthony’s Steakhouse – I’m good eating here for just about any reason, but I love this bar to watch sports on the TVs above the bar, eat great food, drink quality wine. This is my perfect spot to eat at before Astros games because Minute Maid food tends to make me ill.

Revival Market – I am not a hotdog eater. Except here where they are so delicious they are worth the calories.

They also have a shop where they sell locally produced foods and they butcher their own meat. I asked someone who worked there what the best cut of meat was, and they suggested the ribeye. That’s not my common steak to grill but went for it. BEST STEAK EVAAAAR.

Pappa’s Steakhouse – Oh, yeah. Galleria area? You paying? We talking business? Celebrating making big money or something? This is where we are going.

Alas, nobody is doing big business deals with me where I make lots of money so I don’t go here much. Someone please, do a big business deal with me and buy me an expensive bottle of red wine from their magnificent wine list.

Buffalo Grille – Solid breakfast choice. A fun one to take yankee friends to because of the western décor. I want their pancake recipe. Love the apple pecan pancake. So good, it doesn’t need syrup.

Fadi’s – My mother had never tried Mediterranean food and said she wasn’t hungry. Then I ordered her the Vegetarian Platter. She crushed it.

This is a great place to take the food to-go as well.

My husband wants to add that this would be #1 on his list. Even the Fadi's leftovers that sit in the fridge are better than a lot of restaurants.

Hugo’s – There’s no place in Houston like it. When you want to eat Mexican food but more upscale than most places. Great place to take out of towners who don’t get much quality Mexican food.

Taqueria Laredo – Get there before the line goes out the door. Love the breakfast tacos. Cheap. Bonus: Lots of Texans logo stuff around the restaurant.

Island Smoothie – Another good food that is good for you place. Wish there were more places like this. Very much like their vegetable, chicken over brown rice platter. I keep wanting to come here for breakfast because their menu looks appealing, and then I forget.

Juan Mon’s – Not a sandwich person. But I LOVE their sandwiches. By far, they use the best bread. And they have some sort of sauce that is on some of their sandwiches which is so spicy it makes my brain hot.

Hobbit Hole – I want to order everything on the menu, please.

Hearsay – If I want a bite near the office downtown, this is where I like to go. I can sit at the bar, watch some tube, maybe do some work, get a quality meal.

Ibiza – Consistently good meals. Never disappointed.

La Griglia – Love the combination of energy and quality food. Sometimes you want good Italian food in a no-flip flops atmosphere.

Breakfast Klub –  No way I’d go there on a weekend, but this is one of those places I’ll drive out of my way to go to. Like their coffee, like their bacon. Love how friendly their staff is. Feels like home.

Sylvia’s Enchilada Kitchen – I have an addition to the Mexico City chicken enchiladas with the goat cheese on top. The picamole which is sort of a chunky guacamole has its addictive qualities as well.

Uptown Sushi – Quality sushi in the Galleria areas in an event sort of atmosphere? I’m there.

Grotto – Good quality Italian food in the Galleria area. A good place to meet. If you are feeling under the weather, get their Zuppa Maritata “wedding soup” to go.

Kobe Japanese Cuisine – You want quality sushi in a friendly neighborhood atmosphere where you feel comfortable taking your kids and not dressing  to the nines? You go here. Like sitting at the bar watching sports on their TV.

El Rey drive-thru. Looks like a cute doggy is ordering delicious coffee too.
El Rey Taqueria – Sometimes you want to eat well but have zero time for a sit down meal. I think El Rey has the best drive thru food in town. They have breakfast tacos. They have good roasted chicken, served with rice, blackbeans and plantains.

I often go here just for the coffee. Their coffee is not just the best drive thru coffee but is just delicious and not at a crazy price. Their website calls it the “Best Coffee Money Can Buy.” I never get their regular coffee, but I like a variety of their espresso drinks. Drinking one of their lattes right now.

Berryhill Tamale – I’m a huge supporter of any place that offers all day Mexican breakfast. I also support places that will do egg whites for you by request. Berryhill will do both. I like their vegetarian breakfast taco made with egg whites served on a corn tortilla. There’s plenty of places in Houston to get a artery hardening breakfast taco that is delicious, but I like the idea that I can get a breakfast taco that won’t put me at war with my skinny jeans.

Oh, and if you are in the mood for a reliably good fish taco, they do a nice one for not a ton of money.

La Plaza – One of the many of small, inexpensive, independent Mexican restaurants across our city. (Map here because you might not know of it). I like their breakfast, even their American breakfast items. I don’t eat waffles much, but I’ll eat their’s if I’m in the mood.

Must be good. Many cops eat here.

Morton’s The Steakhouse – If you are going to spend a lot of money on a steak, you want professional service and to be treated very well. That’s what Morton’s does.

I will never forget how special they treated my sister when she wanted a nice steak before going to the hospital. They treated her like the queen of the universe. And I knew that if we went there they’d treat her like the queen of the universe. Treating people like royalty is Morton's niche.

Tutti Frutti aka The Kenny G Yogurt Shop  (The one near Voss/San Felipe) – I’m a fan of the frozen yogurt trend with many yogurt shops popping up all over town. Frozen yogurt just makes sense in a hot environment, and getting it with fruit toppings is a more healthy treat than ice cream.

The infamous "Kenny G Yogurt Shop" at Voss and San Felipe
My family calls this particular yogurt shop The Kenny G Yogurt Shop. They have 12 Kenny G songs on a loop that they play over and over again. It’s awful. And yet we go back because the yogurt/toppings are good. We feel bad for the employee who works there, and have told him about Pandora for Business that allows businesses to legally stream Pandora for around $25 a month.

Don’t know if the owner will go for it. Fortunately, you can eat your yogurt on the patio and not listen to the Kenny G experience.

Torchy’s – Yes, parking for this Austin export is a pain. And sometimes the lines get unreasonable. But I like a variety of their tacos, particularly those made with corn tortillas.

Going to Torchy’s in Houston is not quite the same as going to Torchy’s in Austin but I’m happy they are here.

The news I’d like is if we got Austin’s Taco Deli in Houston.

Shandy’s – So you just ran around Memorial Park for your health. Now you need fuel. Near the park, Shandy’s is one of those few good food that is good for you choices.

Paulie’s – Every neighborhood needs a casual eatery that has a variety quality food where everybody you are going with will find something they like. This is a nice go to place.

Now when people ask me about places in Houston to eat, I can tell them, send them this link. Any additional thoughts on this, places I need to try? 
 

Filed Under: Behold the Interwebs, Food, Houston, Media, Things I Like Tagged With: Alison Cook, Houston, restaurants, top restaurants

Sex in the Harris County Criminal Justice Center?

June 21, 2012 by Steph Stradley Leave a Comment

The Harris County Criminal Justice Center often contains unsual sights.

Brian Rogers, a Houston Chronicle courts/crime reporter, put together a tumblr of face tattoos. Often you can marvel at the informal clothing people choose to wear to their court appearances.

The husband Bill often sends me picture of food (I like food) and strange things he encounters. But the picture below defies explanation.

Without cropping this closer to make it crystal clear what this is in its grotesqueness, the picture below is a used condom that Bill saw near the elevator bank of the court house. Yuck, sorry, but whoa.

How did this get here? Did someone have sex at the court house, and if so where? Did someone have this in their pocket going through security and decide to leave it on the floor instead of the many trashcans and bathrooms in the building?

Some things in life you sort of want to know and not know at the same time, you know? I really can't come up with any rational explanation for this.

Filed Under: Behold the Interwebs, Criminal Defense, Houston, LOL WHA GAH Tagged With: condom, Harris Country Criminal Courthouse, sex, sex offense, used condom

Why the New Orleans Saints Bounty Penalties are Too Harsh

March 27, 2012 by Steph Stradley 1 Comment

I can’t say I am a fan of the NFL-enacted penalties against the New Orleans Saints for bounties and the cover-up of the bounty program. Though much has been said and written about this, nothing really captures my fan-focused thinking. Here’s some thoughts:
1. Bounties are bad. I’m not defending bounties, or that it is a good idea to lie or cover up things to the NFL Commissioner’s office. Just getting that thought out of the way.
2. What is the purpose of NFL punishment? The NFL, unlike the legal system, doesn’t have a set of penalties for different offenses. They are just making things up as they go along.
In this matter, the NFL enacted by far the harshest penalty they have done to any team (details of findings and penalties from NFL.com): Suspending Gregg Williams indefinitely (presumably a harm to the Rams if you like him as a defensive coordinator), suspending Sean Payton for the season (costing roughly a reported $5.8 to $7 million in salary), suspending GM Mickey Loomis for the first 8 games, assistant coach Joe Vitt for first 6 games, losing a 2nd rd pick this year and next, and a $500,000 fine for the team, and penalties of unknown severity to various players, some of whom may have already fined for player hits.
These harsh penalties should be a concern whether you are a Saints fan or not. If the NFL commissioner can do this to the Saints, he can do this to any team (and their fans). From the looks of it, the purpose of punishment for the NFL looks to be vengeance not deterrence: Anger about not changing the bounty program in 2009 after a warning, and covering up the extent and duration of the bounty programs.
Certainly, the aim of the NFL’s punishment isn’t just deterrence. You could do punishment that is less of half as bad as the currently enacted one along with the public shaming, and it would make sure that the “culture of bounties” and cover-ups ended once and for all. If you don’t believe me, how much of your salary taken away would deter you or others from bad actions?
3. Arbitrary, strong punishments bad for fans. The problem with vengeance instead of deterrence apparently being the model for NFL punishments is that it hurts NFL fans. Saints fans had nothing to do with the bounty program or cover-up.
I know what it is like to pay large quantities of money to watch bad football (paid to watch the David Carr Texans from day 1 of franchise), and I only pay for one ticket and a parking pass. Plenty of fans pay a ton more. Maybe the Saints can overcome these penalties, but I don’t think Goodell remembers what it is like to write a big, fat, painful check to watch bad football. It’s Saints fans that are paying to eradicate the wide spread practice of bounties, and the vengeance over the cover-up. And they aren’t at fault.
Who advocates for fan interests? It isn’t the NFL. Saints fans weren’t mentioned once in the NFL discussion of the penalties.
4. The investigation process and appeal. So what if Sean Payton thinks the punishment is too harsh or believes the NFL investigation was not as “conclusive” as the NFL says it was? The appeal goes to the Commissioner. How do you say that the punishment and investigation sucked to the guy who did the punishment and investigation?
“Delicately” isn’t delicate enough of a word.
I’ve been involved with in-house corporate investigations. I’ve tried cases. And what I’ve learned is that the result of investigations and litigation is never the God’s-eye, one-truth of a situation. It’s an approximation. Some approximations are better than others. The best version of truth you can find given the differing memories, interests of different people.
Sean Payton in his brief recent statement about the penalties says that he does not believe he lied to the NFL Commissioner in his two trips to see him. It is quite possible that Goodell thinks he did, and Payton thinks he didn’t. But given that Goodell is the judge, jury and appeals court, it’s not likely that Payton’s view matters.
It’s hard to investigate anything when people are afraid of the results of the investigation. This is especially true when punishments are just made up on the fly. Like investigations using torture, you sometimes end up hearing what people think you want to hear. Or people who have knowledge lay low and try not to get involved.
And this situation isn’t done. To approximate justice, the NFL is continuing to investigate individual player penalties and possible other team involvement in bounties. I can’t say I am a big fan of the grandstanding, league commissioner as sheriff model. Never have been. (See this old blog post from 2009).
Today the Saints, tomorrow…?

Filed Under: Criminal Defense, Media, NFL, Sports Tagged With: Bountygate, Deterrence, New Orleans, NFL, Personal Conduct Policy, Retribution, Roger Goodell, Saints

What Not To Wear: Harris County Criminal Court Edition

March 6, 2012 by Steph Stradley 1 Comment

The husband Bill reported seeing a guy at the Harris County Criminal Justice Center wearing this t-shirt. He wasn’t sure if the guy was a defendant or visitor, but I don’t have to tell you that’s not an appropriate look anywhere.
I don’t think this would impress the judge in a case…or the ladies.
If you disagree and feel the need to broadcast your manhood status to the world, you can find this shirt at Spread Shirt for $20.90. Bill thought about taking a picture of the actual guy wearing the shirt, but you don’t want to be busted taking that particular picture. Ew.
Have you seen anybody wearing anything crazier than this at the court house? It wouldn’t surprise me one bit. On some days it seems like there’s more people dressed inappropriately casual than wearing respectful attire.

Filed Under: Criminal Defense, Law, LOL WHA GAH Tagged With: Harris County Criminal Justice Center, T-Shirts in Bad Taste, The Man The Legend, What Not To Wear

Clipper Darrell and The Legal Issues of Super Fandom

March 5, 2012 by Steph Stradley Leave a Comment

I’ve been watching the sad Clipper Darrell super fan saga with great interest. He says he is devastated that the Clippers told him that they preferred for him to drop the “Clipper” out of his name. Upset enough that just talking about it makes him cry (Part 1 and Part 2 on YouTube).
The Clippers responded with a crushing, ugly statement saying that that Clipper Darrell “has not returned our support in an honorable way. He is not actually a fan of the Clippers, but a fan of what he can make off of the Clippers.”
A followup article by Dan Wetzel from Yahoo! Sports muddies up this more. Clipper Darrell says that “not a fan” statement was “hurtful man…They said I was never a fan.”
The Clippers crawfished a bit from their statement, telling Yahoo! Sports they actually, “never questioned Mr. Bailey’s role as a fan at games. This matter concerns Mr. Bailey’s activities outside of Staples Center games.”
I don’t know. That Clippers statement was a brutality.
The Legal Issues of Clipper Darrell’s Super Fandom.
I’m a lawyer who also is a sports super fan—the fandom came through a strange, unplanned evolution. I know a lot of super fans of all sorts (super-tailgaters, bloggers, forum managers and moderators, dressup types) across the country so it is easy for me to sympathize with Clipper Darrell.
Thought it would be interesting to create a discussion about the legal issues relating to super fandom. This gives me an excuse to write a blog post with one of my high school buddies who happens to be a very smart guy. Gene Spears is an intellectual property lawyer with Baker Botts, LLP. While his practice primarily involves patent litigation, he claims to “know enough about trademark law to be dangerous — and to be fascinated by this whole Clipper Darrell business.”
If you are in the need of intellectual property and patent law counsel, Gene is a very handy person to know. Here’s our emailed discussion of this topic (weasel caveat: not legal advice, personal opinions to not be put on clients):
Legal Actions Against Nicknames?
Steph: “Clipper Darrell” was a nickname given to Darrell Bailey by radio folks. Not an unusual occurrence for big fans of a particular team to have that team name be a part of their nickname. Every sports radio station hears from team name guy, every message board has team name guy forum names and often message boards have team names in them. There are thousands of these sort of nicknames, though probably not too many for the Clippers given their history.
Common sense and advisability aside, can a sports franchise from a legal standpoint stop a fan from going by a nickname that includes the team name? What are some factors involved with that?
Gene: A sports franchise would have a very hard time stopping their fans from adopting nicknames that include the team name. Trademark law regulates uses in commerce of trade marks or trade names. Calling oneself “Clipper Darrell” or “Texans Chick” or “Cowboy Clueless” does not amount to a commercial use — though blogging, publicly speaking, or hawking t-shirts and whatnot under those names would qualify.
As in copyright law, there is a “fair use” doctrine in trademark law, which, e.g., allows you and your commentators to comment on how the Texans defense sucks (or rocks, in the case of the 2011 season). The same doctrine should allow you to use the Texans name to identify yourself as a Texans fan. I don’t see much difference between Mr. Bailey’s saying “I’m Darrell, the Clippers fan” and “dude, I’m Clipper Darrell”.
Trademarks are not property in the same way that patents and copyrights are. They are property surrogates that enable interested persons and firms to police the marketplace for consumer confusion relating to their products and services. In the case of the Clippers and Texans, the law’s more for the fans than for the team. As long as Clipper fans don’t expect that Clipper Darrell or Clipper Biff, Clipper Buffy or anyone else with a Clipper nickname is using those names with the team’s permission, I don’t see how there can be a trademark problem. As you indicate in your question, this sort of nicknaming is pervasive.
In Darrell’s case, the Clippers would have another problem — that they’ve allowed him to hold himself out (very publicly and with much flamboyance and flair) as Clipper Darrell. Federal trademark law has no statute of limitations.
Instead, the timeliness of suit is governed by a loosey-goosey equitable doctrine called “laches.” In applying this doctrine, a federal court in California would consider the strength of the trademark, the plaintiff’s diligence, the harm to the plaintiff, defendant’s good faith, the degree of competition, and the harm to the defendant caused by the plaintiff’s delay. The Clippers may be historically lousy, but their mark (like all the NBA marks) is strong.
The next four factors are pretty straightforward. The last one’s pretty interesting. If the Texans were to come under the ownership of a sociopathic tooljob (is that you, Bud Adams?) and try to stop you from blogging as Texans Chick, you’d have a pretty good argument that changing your handle might lose some of those readers whose interest you’ve worked so hard to hook. In Darrell’s case, I’m not exactly certain what the prejudice would be. There may be some personal existential crisis involved in surrendering a name that one’s worn comfortably for years, but that may be a bit too Zen for a federal judge.
Steph: I don’t know. How do you stop people calling you a sports nickname you’ve answered to for years?
Clippers Chasing Nickles. Do They Have an Obligation to Monitor Interviews and Financial Gains?
The Clippers seemed concerned that Clipper Darrell wasn’t advising them of his interviews and public appearances as a super fan. They complain about his “unmonitored financial gain.” He wasn’t an employee or had a personal services contract with them. Do sports franchises have a legal obligation to monitor this sort of thing? Why should they even care?
Gene: This is an interesting question, but it’s well outside my field and any answer I’d provide would be more-or-less pulled from my nether regions. I do know that the agreements between the Clippers and the NBA are very lengthy, very comprehensive, and may touch on this very issue. But that’s pure speculation on my part.
Steph: As a super fan, I think it is sort of bizarre. The Clippers statement basically says “he was not an employee, so they did nothing wrong in telling him not to be Clipper Darrell.” Who thought he was anything other than a big time fan?
The Wetzel article claims “The team told the Los Angeles Times it offered him a $70-a-night job as a cheerleader. Darrell said it never happened.”
I don’t think people that might have wanted to hire Clipper Darrell for appearances were hiring him because he had Clipper in his nickname. They would hire him because of his unwavering enthusiasm and ability as a hype man. When people like super fans, it’s because they think it’s cool that someone is as out there loving a team as much as they are. And they probably want a picture to put on Facebook. You can’t get pictures of the players easily but you can of silly dressed up fans. Clipper Darrell is not remarkable just because his enthusiasm but because he clearly wasn’t a bandwagoner in a town where it is easy to become one.
He says in the Wetzel article he’s made about $7500 as a super fan over 18 years. Generally speaking, I can tell you from personal experience that superfanning for most fans is a money and time suck. Team-oriented fan-run sites often have a hard time getting enough money to pay for site hosting. Show me someone who runs a crazy-over-the-top tailgate, and I will show you someone that has spent a ton of time and money that they will never get back.
I am certain that the Clippers have received more than $7500 in good will publicity (prior to recent events) from Clipper Darrell, whether he was doing things for free or being paid.
I will not confess to how much money I’ve spent over the years on Texans tickets, clothing, events etc. It’s embarrassing.The biggest expense is the time spent doing Texans stuff that could have been spent doing other things. Not complaining, just saying.
Team Website Names.
Back to question time: The Clippers apparently were concerned that Darrell made money from his association with the Clippers. His website shows a few trinkets that he likely didn’t sell much of. And perhaps some personal appearances. Do the Clippers have a legal obligation to stop Darrell from making money from his super-fandom skills?
Gene: This question does raise an issue of trademark law. So in I go!
Very Bad Things can happen if a trademark owner does not police his mark. If enough unauthorized users enter the market, the mark’s “secondary meaning” (the public’s identification of the mark with a specific source of goods and services) can be undermined. Because the Clipper’s marks are mature and likely incontestable in all fields where they’re used, secondary meaning’s likely not an issue for them.
“Genericness,” i.e., the equation in the public’s mind of the mark with the product it’s sold under, is a potential problem and a trademark owner’s chain-rattling nightmare. For several decades in the last century, Hoover could not enforce its trademark for vacuum cleaners, as the public was referring to all vacuum cleaners as “hoovers.” A similar thing nearly happened to Kleenex. This is why the owners of valuable trademarks — the Coca-Colas and Apples of this world — can get downright nasty in their enforcement practices. Many trademark owners respond to unauthorized users in the same way you’d respond to a cockroach in the kitchen — with a stab of visceral disgust followed by an uncontrollable urge to squish it flat.
Even a historically lousy franchise like the Clippers makes some money from merchandising, though I imagine it’s a drop in the Pacific Ocean compared to the other LA team. Clippers t-shirts, bobble heads, foam hands, and other branded made-in-China whatnot are not like vacuum cleaners or facial tissues. No matter how many unauthorized sources enter the market, nobody’s ever going to refer to a t-shirt or bobble-head as a “Clipper.” The risk of genericization (I don’t know if that’s a word) is minimal. Nonetheless, cockroaches and unauthorized users being what they are, the response to them is almost autonomic.
Clipper Darrell could create some serious headaches for the Clippers if he starts sticking his name on stuff they haven’t yet branded. This could interfere with the franchise’s ability to enter those markets in the future and seriously impede their ability to secure trademark protection in those spaces. Were I trademark counsel to the Clippers, this is likely the reason I’d be looking to curtail Darrell’s money-making ventures.
More on Nickname Control, Use.
Steph: Yet another level of weirdness to this matter is the Clippers objecting to Bleacher Report being credentialed to do a story on Clipper Darrell because it benefits them and provides no benefit to the Clippers. I am thinking given how their owner has conducted himself over the years, he doesn’t really care one way or another for the concept of good will or utilizing fans as their best brand evangelists.
It’s like they wanted to control Clipper Darrell’s media activities because they gave him free tickets to do his thing. So what? Can you imagine other franchises trying to do that with their super fans?
Next Question: It is not uncommon for sports teams/layers to ask websites to change their website name, design to clearly reflect no affiliation. Usually they are firm and very nice about it. Given the long history of fans having fan/player names as part of their nicknames, do they have an obligation to tell fans not to go by a nickname?
Gene: If the Clippers (or the Texans) want to regulate the nickname usage of their fans, then yes, absolutely, they need to be getting those cease and desist letters out. While I have a hard time envisioning how a team name can go generic for branded merchandise, I can easily imagine how, through nickname usage, the team name can go generic as a reference to fans of the team. For any team with a significant fan base, the horse has likely already left that barn.
The Texans would have a hard time walking-back Texans Chick (or Texans Biff, Texans Buffy, etc.). Which is why you aren’t going to see those cease-and-desist letters unless the team’s acquired by an owner who’s both a sociopathic tooljob AND a trademark lawyer.
Web site affiliation raises another interesting issue. As a blogger on All Things Texan, I assume that you (and your readers) value your independence, that your lack of association with the team makes your voice more objective and credible. It’s great that you have that spiffy chronicle logo in the upper-land hand corner of your front page, to make it all the more clear that you are not some spokeswoman or propagandist for the team. If the Texans were to offer you the position of official blogger to the franchise, would you accept it? I’m guessing that the answer’s no.
Steph: I think that fan nicknames are so ubiquitous that nobody seeing my writing would confuse a Texans Chick Stephanie Stradley blog at the Chronicle with an official website. Actually, someone from the Texans once asked me if I had interest in blogging for their website, but at the time I was writing for AOL Sports’ FanHouse. After considering it some, I decided that I could do more for fans and the team at the time if I were writing for that site given the people I met through that, and the things I was learning at my time working with them.
I am a crazy dressed fan because I think sports are a special event, and you go to special events wearing appropriate style. Makes games more fun and sports are supposed to be fun. I started writing about the Texans because I couldn’t find stuff I wanted to read about the team. I thought it would be a good thing for fans to encourage more reasoned dialogue about the team. (There weren’t many Texans blogs after a 2-14 season).
But I am not objective. I am totally biased. But I am transparent with my biases: I want the Houston Texans to win with the fire of billions of immense suns. But I think you can want that outcome and still write with the intent of being fair and accurate. As a fan, I don’t want to read people blowing smoke at me. I like writing with a point of view, and ones supported by logic and facts. Sometimes people think that I’m Texans Pravda, and sometimes they think that I’m too critical, but I figure the only way to agree with everything that is written is to write it yourself.
Interestingly, there’s become a trend of hiring journalists to write for official sports websites. They claim to write the stories as journalists and not flaks, but there will always be skepticism from those who do not agree.
I’ve been offered a lot of money for some of the outfits I wear, and have been told I should sell my blinged jerseys. I’m not messing with NFL licensing one bit. “Texans Chick” is a descriptive nickname, and my outfits are for my own personal use (or for my friends when they need to borrow something for a game).
I’ve said this before, if I knew I would end up writing about a team for a newspaper blog, I likely wouldn’t pick that name. I know it turns some people off. But I answer to it, and it’s how some people know me, so it has stuck.
Ultimately, if I were to go from super fan sort (dress up fan/blogger) to employee of the team, likely the best use of my unusual background, connection with fans and blogging would be in more of a fan engagement management sort of role with a blogging/social media component. If you work in for a team, you likely were some sort fan first. I think Daryl Morey, GM of the Rockets is a most amazing example of someone whose brains, passion and enthusiasm for sport turned into something monetized into fabulous. It’s a sports dork’s dream.
And just because he makes money doing it, it doesn’t mean he is any less of a fan. He’s just now evolved into a different sort of fan. And if you talk to some of the people who work for teams, they say it can be fun but it can be very long-houred work. It’s a job. Sometimes people can make their hobbies into jobs, but it can be challenging doing so without sucking the joy out of it.
Defamation?
Another topic: Clipper Darrell was “DEVASTATED!!!” (three exclamation points!!!) in his blog post written before the Clippers statement about being asked to take the Clipper off of his nickname. The team’s statement read like a team kicking someone when they were down. It gratuitously slams Clipper Darrell stating, “We hold all of our fans in the highest esteem and we have been patient and generous with Mr. Bailey. He has not returned our support in an honorable way. He is not actually a fan of the Clippers, but a fan of what he can make off of the Clippers.” (my emphasis)
Seems to me that no matter how much money he made from being a Clipper super fan, you’d have to be a fan to watch that many games of bad basketball and be supportive of the team. Can you imagine how much grief you get driving around Lakers territory in a BMW with a Clipper logo on it? Per se fandom.
I cannot fathom how painful this would be. I understand him crying. To be that completely vested in a particular team for most of your adult life, and for that team to publicly trash the nature and motives of your fandom?
Gene: I agree, this is PR fail of epic proportion. I also agree that going out of one’s way to disparage someone, especially someone who is not a public figure (or only marginally so) is a very bad idea. If Clipper Darrell were Clipper Debby, is there any doubt in your mind that Gloria Allred would already be on the case, calling her press conferences and hogging the cameras?
Steph: It makes me wonder if litigation or bad PR is why in their interview with Yahoo Sports!, the Clippers seemed to edge away from their blanket statement impugning Clipper Darrell’s fandom and motives. If you are someone with deep pockets, you have to be very careful of public statements that seem to go beyond opinion.
Gene: This has been a lot of fun, Steph. I’d like to conclude by contrasting you and Clipper Darrell with a different class of super fans — the literary and dramatic property fanatics. Those writers of Harry/Draco slash fiction, those trekkies making fan videos with production values superior to the original series, they’re all copyright infringers. With its statutory damages and presumption in favor of fee shifting, copyright law is VERY plaintiff-friendly.
Yet (in contrast to the Clippers) you don’t see Scholastic or Paramount lawyering-up against their fans. The difference may be one of ownership and management. Whatever tooljobs inhabit the publisher and studio boardrooms aren’t sociopathic enough to act against the interests of their firms.
Steph: The Yahoo Sports! article ends with this (rhetorical?) question from Clipper Darrell, “Can you still love a team and hate the organization?”
The answer is yes. Happens a lot. I think the old diehard Houston Oiler fans know the answer to that question. Some Cowboy fans know that feeling too, either dating back to Tom Landry’s firing and/or more recently with frustrations over their GM structure.
There’s a lot of muddled facts with this situation, but from what is known publicly, there is little to like about how the Clippers dealt with the situation. I truly hope they can find an accommodation that suits both Clipper Darrell and the organization. Not sure if they will be able to.
Though Gene and I have discussed this topic some, I’d like for others to share their experiences. I am sure that there are a number of fans that have encountered over-enthusiastic, nasty letters from team attorneys. And some who have received firm but kind letters from teams. I’d like to continue this dialogue.

Filed Under: Law, Media, Sports Tagged With: Clipper Darrell, NBA

Talking to Your Kids About Jail and Avoiding Dumb Choices

February 10, 2012 by Steph Stradley Leave a Comment

Most of the people who hire our criminal defense firm have never been in trouble with the law before and see themselves as law-abiding people. Everybody wants to throw the book at criminals unless it is them or their loved one that becomes part of the legal process.
In our practice, we see many cases of people who get arrested due to random dumb things, misunderstandings and/or a weird set of circumstances. And one of the most difficult situations is when kids become a part of the legal system. It can disrupt their school and life plans. Seems like there is no such thing as “youthful indiscretions” anymore.
Recently, read some interesting articles that may be worth talking to your kids about.
Evin Mintz of the Memorial Buzz wrote an article entitled, “On a Bad Day, Anyone Can End Up in Jail.” The article talks about booksmart kids who sometimes do dumb things. In some ways, kids can’t help but doing some dumb things because of their brain chemistry. Neuroimaging research suggests that the frontal lobes that govern things like impulse control and sensation seeking are still developing up through the mid-20s.
Even when people don’t do dumb things, they can be pulled into the legal system. George Flynn of The Houston Press wrote a chilling cover story called, “A Wrong Turn: Once Galveston emergency personnel discovered the dead motorcyclist was ‘one of us,’ a Bellaire teenager’s nightmare revved into overdrive.” Very concerning story about media rushes to judgment, and how difficult it can be to get the authorities to drop unsupportable charges, particularly when it involves public servants.
In my observation, the criminal justice system seems more throw-the-book at people than it was when I was growing up. Instead of getting warnings, kids are going to jail. It’s worth talking to your kids about the science of their developing brains. About making good decisions. About the consequence of bad decisions. Keeping an open and truthful dialogue with them, even when they are telling you things you don’t want to hear. I’m sure you do this already, but sometimes discussing articles that talk about real kids can make this seem more real.
Unfortunately, sometimes talking isn’t enough as experience is the harshest of teachers.

Filed Under: Criminal Defense, Featured, Houston, Law, Thoughtful Stuff Tagged With: brain chemistry, children, jail, juvenile justice, kids

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